I say go back and park there again. Park ever so carefully so two wheels are up on the gutter but not actually touching the grass. Then find a nice quiet spot to film her damaging your car.
Ring her doorbell and give her a copy of the tape, but only after you send one copy to Today Tonight and one copy to the police. Today Tonight will headline their show with actual footage of a 'graffiti granny' and they will no doubt confront and humiliate her for all Australia to see. You will have enough evidence to force her to pay for any repairs and all her friends down at the bowls club will get to see her make an ass of herself on TV.
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