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Old 17-11-2013
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Try a tampon next time,you may fell like a bit of a ----,but should do the same thing.





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Work up at about 6.00am when I felt some thing dripping out of my nose. It was blood. I havent had a blood nose in maybe 50 years.
Got up & tried cold water & rolled up tissue up it but nothing would stop the drip. When i plugged my nostril it just filled up behind & started coming out the other one & running down my throat. Not nice at all.
After about an hour of trying I gave up & headed for A&E at the local hospital.
They asked me 12 times what medication I was on. ~ none!
After trying spraying some stuff up it, they decided to plug it.
Not the nicest sensation having this long bladder pushed up your nostril.
They then blow it up with a syringe. It stopped it.
One of the trainee Dr's wanted to do the other one. Luckily the Dr thought 1 was enough & I was quick to agree with him.
So now I have this thing stuffed up my nose & a little tube & fittings stuck to my face.
They let me go home & have me on anti-b's.
Have to go back in the morning so they can pull it out & hopefully it wont bleed.
I need this like a hole in the head ~ well it sort of is.
To much to do over the next few days & I am stuck inside taking it easy with this tube that looks like a feeding tube stuck out my nostril.
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Try a tampon next time,you may fell like a bit of a ----,but should do the same thing.
HAHA !
I just sneezed before & the damn thing came out. If it doesnt start bleeding again will consider it fixed !
I dont have big enough nostrils to make your suggestion work bro.
The thing is more like a bladder made of some sort of rubber. Posting a pic would probably be way too much information.
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Post a pic anyway.. dare ya!!
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They come in various sizes layback, or so I've been told..........ha,ha,ha,...
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They come in various sizes layback, or so I've been told..........ha,ha,ha,...
Hmmm, maybe you could get out of retirement by becoming a ......... sizer !!

The nostril is the best its been in a long time, the air just goes in and out. Might have to get the other one done.
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bbbaaahhaaaaaa..............so many replies to that one layback but for the sake of good taste I will refrain...........some big storms late yesterday banging around Coonabarabran and the van park I'm staying at, all the cabins have camper trailers parked next to them, we all wimped out.
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bbbaaahhaaaaaa..............so many replies to that one layback but for the sake of good taste I will refrain...........some big storms late yesterday banging around Coonabarabran and the van park I'm staying at, all the cabins have camper trailers parked next to them, we all wimped out.
Hope you are safe!!
Keep the jeep out of harms way to !!
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