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Full Flexer
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^ LOL, that's a funny call!!!
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2004 Suzuki XL7 2.7L V6 "Stella"
2002 WG V8 4.7L "PeeJay" SOLD
1996 Suzuki X90 1.6L "Decoy" SOLD
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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Police motorcycle vs speed bump or why Harleys are not used by stunt riders!!!
http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=38393
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Location: Blue mountains, West of Hell
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Yup, someone needs better rebound damping on the rear!
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Jeeps: Lego for grownups!
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen..
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Dancing in the Dark
A Glasgow policeman spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford car.
He radios for backup.
"What's the situation?"
"A big darkie is dancing on a Ford's roof."
You can't say that over the radio," replies the operator. "
You have to use the politically correct terminology"
“OK" he says:
"Zulu....Tango....Sierra"
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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I’ve always been a student of history but I didn't know this.
In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
Don't thank me I do this as a public service for the advancement of education.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Three men - a Canadian farmer,
Osama bin Laden
and a Biker
are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land in Canada to be forever fertile.'
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said: 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Biker sits down on his Harley,
cracks a beer,
lights a cigar,
smiles and says,
'Fill it with water.'
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