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How do I disable the auto correct function on my wife?.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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My mate Dave just told his wife that he had sex with another woman.
She said, “Can you please repeat that for me?”
He said, “Sure, I’m seeing her again tomorrow night!!..
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Speeding along at 60, there was a buzz from my mobile on the dashboard.
"Your phone just went," said my wife.
"It's only a text," I replied. "I'll check it when we get there."
She picked up the phone, and looked at it suspiciously. Then she tapped the screen, scrolled down and started reading. "I thought so," she sneered. "It's yet another crap joke from Dave about women being bad drivers."
"Watch the fucking road," I snapped. "You just ran a red light!!
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Full Flexer
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Two guys were in a bar talking, and one says to the other, "You ever notice after you have sex with a woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?"
The second guy says,
"Yeah, all the time."
The first one asked, "Why is
that?"
The second says, "I'm pretty
sure it's the pepper spray."
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20-05-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,611
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A fella decides to do a paracute jump, but unfortunatly it all goes wrong his rip chord becomes entangled in his clothing and he can't reach it. He plunges to the ground fearing the worst, at about 100 feet he spots a glimmer of hope. He sees another guy on the way up and desperately shouts "Do you know anything about parachutes? The other guy shouts back "Sorry no, but do you know anything about gas cookers?"
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20-05-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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Just got the internet today and it has turned my life around in 2 hours.
Firstly I won an iPhone for being the 10,000th visitor to a site. Then I won a free Green Card to America. Found out that there are hundreds of horny women that are mad for sex in my area, found out a new way of growing my dick four extra inches, have a sexy Russian teenager on a plane over here and to top it all off I won 3 million in the Jamaican lottery.
Must be beginners luck.
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20-05-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,611
Liked 6,577 Times in 4,355 Posts
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So women are better at multitasking than men?
That's funny, most women I know can't use an accelerator and a steering wheel at the same time.
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