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Paddy goes for a job at a chemical factory, the factory manager asks "Have you worked with chemicals before?" "Yes!" Paddy replies. The manager asks "Can you tell me what nitrate is?" Paddy replies "I"m hoping its going to be time and a half!! 
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One day a farmer wrote to his son in prison, "Son I won't be able to plant my potatoes this year because I can't dig the holes. I know if you were here, you'd help me." The son sent a reply, "don't even think about diggin them holes pop, cuz that's where I hid the money." The police read the letter, and went to the field and dug all over but never found the money. The next day the son sent another letter, "there pop, plant your seeds. That's the best I can do without being there."
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In a recent online survey, 90% of men admitted to masturbating regularly.
The other 10% hit the wrong button with their left hand.
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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a idiot.....
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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I'll never understand women. A species that loathes you for asking their age, but tortures you forever if you forget their birthday.
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I was walking through the shopping mall and came across a muslim bookstore. The clerk behind the counter asked...How can I help you?... I'd like a copy of the Australian Immigration Policy Book please....The clerk said F##k off , Get out and Don't come back!..Yes, that's the one I was looking for I said.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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Boobs are to men,what Fisher-Price stacking rings are to babies,they feel good, are fun to play with,and always wind up in the mouth.
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