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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Dustman calls to collect Dustbin. He knocks on the door and a Chinese man comes out. Where’s your bin...? Chinese man says I bin in the bedroom, Dustman says No where is your dust bin, Chinese man says I just told you I Dust bin in the bedroom. Dustman says NO where is your wheelie bin, Chinese man say ok I wheelie been having a wank.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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I'm not saying it's rough where I live, but the local shop sells fathers day cards in packs of 5......
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I can't stand those people who hate football but still go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin it for everybody else.
Fucking referees.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Douglas was being evaluated for mental problems.
He was asked by the doctor, "If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?"
Douglas replied, "I would get in my helicopter and fly away!"
The doctor then asked, "Where did you get a helicopter from?"
Douglas replied, "The same place you got that fucking train!
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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When I got home my wife had 2 of her friends round. "Here he is," she said. "We were just talking about having a foursome, if you're up for it?" She smiled and winked. Two minutes later, I appeared naked with my dick in my hand. They all had tennis rackets in theirs!
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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We set off on a journey and my wife told me she had forgotten her medication,
"Which one?" I asked,
"You know, the one that stops me becoming nasty and insufferable, " she replied,
"Oh, that one, don't worry about it, " I said, "it doesn't fucking work anyway."
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,844 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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Fred walked up to the counter in the chemist and just his luck there was a girl serving.
“Erm… Morning,” he said, “I need some erm… God, this is embarrassing…”
“Don’t you worry sir,” she leaned in and whispered reassuringly, “I get this every day!”
Fred smiled back.
“Condoms?” she said.
“No,” he said.
“Suppositories?” she said.
No, he said.
Tampons?
No.
Well, it can’t be that embarrassing then, sir, she said with a smile.
Paracetamol, he said.
Paracetamol? she gave me a puzzled look. $1.99 please. What’s so embarrassing?
Then he pulled out his little pink purse. 😲
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