moses: At age 75, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
sounds like a normal week end
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Originally Posted by Barefoot
If theres one thing we need more of in this world its midgets,jelly and bondage
At age 98, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
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