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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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A old American Indian was asked the name of his wife , he replied "wife name three horse" "that's an unusual name for your wife , three horse. What does it mean?" "its a old American Indian name , means nag ,nag ,nag!!..
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06-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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My Wife finally persuaded me to get some help with my drinking.
So I've got four mates coming over tonight for a piss up!!..
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06-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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A kid came up to me the other day and asked, "Which is your favourite Telly Tubby?"
"Probably the new Samsung Widescreen, you cheeky little prick."
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06-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,811 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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I was at work yesterday and one of the women from the office asked me what my ring tone was.
'Light brown like everyone else' I replied. These women are certainly a lot more forward than they used to be ! 
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07-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,811 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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The head teacher from the school called me today.
"I've just caught your son kissing and fingering Sarah Jones," he said, "I am totally disgusted."
"Me too," I replied, "Isn't she the fat ginger one??
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07-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,811 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,597
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50% of Australians don't have a passport.
It's not that they don't want to leave their country,
They're just too fat to fit into a photo booth..
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07-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,811 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,597
Liked 6,565 Times in 4,348 Posts
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I went for a job interview on a farm today. They asked me if I had any experience in sticking my arm up a cow's vagina.
I showed them a photo of the wife.
I start tomorrow.
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