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A man goes to a bar and sees a really beautiful woman he fancies, he goes up to her and they chat all evening. At the end of the evening he asks her if he can escort her home. She says 'I'm sorry but I'm on my menstrual cycle', he replies 'Oh, don't worry, I'll follow you on my Honda'
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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Iv just herd on the news that terrorists have hidden bombs in hundreds of tins of alphabet spaghetti. If they go off, they could spell disaster 
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Astrology: because millions of planets and stars have spent billions of years lining themselves up just to let her know that she'll "meet someone with nice eyes today."
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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My Mother-in-Law commented today,"How come you never do any cooking,cleaning and ironing?"
So I pulled down my trousers revealing a cock and two balls.
Hope that cleared things up.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules: ''I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?''
His new bride said, ''No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at 7 o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not.''
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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The school headmaster called me today. I'VE JUST CAUGHT YOUR SON HAVING SEX WITH SARAH JONES. he yelled, I AM TOTALLY DISGUSTED. Me too. I said, Isn't she the fat ginger fecker?
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from playing bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.
Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th-floor apartment, killing him instantly.
When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in defense of herself.
"Well, your honor," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92 . . . if he could screw, he could fly."
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