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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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I once used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket.
I flashed them at the policeman and he walked off in disgust saying, "Jesus, you need to go on a diet mate."
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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Sometimes when you cry, no one sees your tears.
Sometimes when you are worried, no one sees your pain.
Sometimes when you are happy, no one sees your smile.
But fart just one time...
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27-05-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,611
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Girl in confession says she doesnt wear knickers..
''God forgive you'' says priest..
''Do 2 Our Fathers, 2 Hail Marys and on your way out, 2 cart wheels.''
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27-05-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,611
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I applied for a job working for the council. 'What are you good at'? they asked me .. Fuck all, i replied
I start next Monday 
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27-05-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,611
Liked 6,577 Times in 4,355 Posts
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I think the wife's taken the news of James Bonds death really badly.
I came home from work early, and she's upstairs in the bedroom screaming "Roger, more, Roger, more"
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27-05-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,611
Liked 6,577 Times in 4,355 Posts
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I asked the wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?
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27-05-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,611
Liked 6,577 Times in 4,355 Posts
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Camping under the stars is a great chance to view the night sky. And to feed mosquitoes.
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