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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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A survey shows that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife...
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,809 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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I just asked my next door neighbour why he had number thirty four painted on his bin when he lived at number eight?
"It's so the binmen will leave it near my house after they have emptied it, " he replied...
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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A father came home from a long business trip to find his young son riding a brand new bike.
"Where did you get the money for that?" he asked. "It must have cost over 300 dollars!"
"I earned it hiking," replied the boy.
"Hiking??? Come on son; tell your Dad the truth. Nobody can make that sort of money hiking. Where did you really get the cash from?"
"It's like I say, Dad. Every night when you were gone, Mr. Goldberg from the bank would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a 20 dollar bill and tell me to take a hike!"
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Trail Twister
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Location: Sydney northern beaches
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Tonight at the Pub.......
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08-05-2016
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,809 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,596
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I've got a rescue dog that once belonged to a blacksmiths. Got it home and it made a bolt for the door....
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08-05-2016
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,809 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,596
Liked 6,565 Times in 4,348 Posts
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My son is really struggling with English at school.
Nobody else in his class can speak it!!..
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08-05-2016
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,809 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,596
Liked 6,565 Times in 4,348 Posts
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I bumped into my ex in town earlier,
I said: "How's your new guy?"
"He's twice the man you are" she sneered,
"what about your new woman?"
I said, "thankfully she's half the woman you are, you fat ********."
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