I like the father's thinking
An 18 year old comes home & tells her mum that she has missed her period for the last two months. Being very worried, mum goes down to the chemist to buy her a pregnancy test, which shows the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing & crying, the mother says, "Who is the pig that did to you? I want to know!!"
The girl gets on her mobile & makes a phone call. Half an hour later a ferrari pulls up in the driveway. A distinguised man with grey hair in an impeccable Armani suit gets out and walks up to the front door. He comes into the living room & sits with the father, mother & the girl.
He says to them, "Good morning to you both. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. Now, I can't marry her because of my own personal family situation, but I will take charge."
"I will pay all costs & provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath to her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy to him will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. Should there be twins, they will each get a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure what to do. What would you suggest?"
At this point, the girl's father, who has remained silent the entire time, places his hand firmly on the guys leg and tells him, "You shag her again."
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