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Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hotel and the guy that owned it had 18 daughters so the first man went up to they're father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?" the father said "no but you can sleep with the pigs." the second man went to the father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?" the father said " no but you can sleep with the cows." the third man said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?" the father said "yes." so in the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast the first man said "I slept like a pig" the second man said "I slept like a cow" the third man said "I felt like a golfer" the father asked why? he said cause I got my balls in 18 holes.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Q: What do you call a Muslim stripper? A: youseen memuff
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Well I made it ! 10,000 posts !
Time for all you guys that read the jokes to start posting jokes.
I wonder what I get for now being in the 10,000 post club? Probably SFA.
To any one who is thinking of trying it, its not that easy. needed plenty of good & bad jokes.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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Two men were talking one day.
"My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the produce market." said the first man.
"So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked.
"Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife.
Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"
"The gardener said 'No, you'll have to do that yourself.'"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by layback40
Well I made it ! 10,000 posts !
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I wonder what I get for now being in the 10,000 post club? Probably SFA.
To any one who is thinking of trying it, its not that easy. needed plenty of good & bad jokes.
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A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the £75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you close the deal for £65, 000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the prick to reduce it. See you later, dad."
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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They joined for many reasons, to march, to sail, to fly,they went where they were posted but nobody joins to die.Their leaders talk on TV what else could we have done?But those leaders lost no daughters and none has lost a son.So here's to all our soldiers wherever they may be.... and heres to all their families, i raise a glass to thee.....Wear your Poppy with Pride
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