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Ouch - maybe revise the age to 18 to make it a lot less offensive...
i see your point but probably most 15 yo girls these days know all the questions & answers.
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i see your point but probably most 15 yo girls these days know all the questions & answers.
Hehe, know where you're coming from, but I'm also remembering that joke that gets around every now and again and a head gasket going and being reported as doing the head on my 15 year old escort hehe

*edit* also anything less than 16 is child abuse - 16-18 = parental consent - 18+ have fun with the virgins lol
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Hehe, know where you're coming from, but I'm also remembering that joke that gets around every now and again and a head gasket going and being reported as doing the head on my 15 year old escort hehe

*edit* also anything less than 16 is child abuse - 16-18 = parental consent - 18+ have fun with the virgins lol
The blowing a 15 yo escort joke is on here some where.
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My wife phoned me all in tears and said
"You better come to the hospital, My mother hasn't got long to live!"
I replied; "But honey, it's the big game tonight."
She said "Record it and watch it later."
You should have seen her face when I turned up at the hospital And dropped off the camcorder and the tripod!!..
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A dwarf couple who work in a circus are expecting a baby. They go to the hospital for the check up.

The doctor says, "Everything is fine. Tell me, what do you want a boy or a girl?"

The guy replies, "Well, we don't really give a f##k as long as it fits in a cannon!"
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Used to be a taxi driver, but i had to give it up, could not stand people talking behind my back!!..
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