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Old 25-06-2008
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2 Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,.

'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered,

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Immediately, there was the answer.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.

As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,

'Hoo, man! L ook at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.

There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' L ike the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read...............









You'll like this

























NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
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1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Kevin Rudd'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you. 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Kevin Rudd ?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

Tomorrow we'll do Julia Gillard !!
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Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were
a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is
the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red
hand print on his cheek.
The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She
tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi again
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, If you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said,
"Just a minute, I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "that
would be rude and impolite."
"What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, I am
sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's
better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the
dinner table."
good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted .
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I went to my first Muslim birthday party today!

Musical chairs was a bit slow .........................
but f* *k me, pass the parcel was fast!
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U-Oh...jode's been passin herself off as her sister 'olga' again....some greek dude is ringing her..check out the messagebank...!...Go Jo-Rae! ya tease!

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U-Oh...jode's been passin herself off as her sister 'olga' again....some greek dude is ringing her..check out the messagebank...!...Go Jo-Rae! ya tease!

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