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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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mick opens Paddy's fridge and says "why do you keep an empty bottle of milk in here paddy? "paddy replies "in case someone wants a black coffee ye thick ******** !!"
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08-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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Women should be like golf caddies....either holding your balls or getting the tee ready!!..
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98&01XJVMs,06&07KJCRD's,No longer question authority,I annoy it.More effect,less effort.10000Club
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08-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,611
Liked 6,577 Times in 4,355 Posts
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Man goes to a hitman and asks him to kill his wife.
Hitman: Sure, but it will be 10K
Man: OK, but I want to know how you are going to kill her?
Hitman: I will use just one shot....just below her left tit.
Man: That's no f@rking good....I want her dead, not kneecapped!!..
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08-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,611
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It is amazing how quickly kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn-mower, dish-washer, or vacuum cleaner.
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08-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,611
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Hi. My name is Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten:
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10..
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I just registered
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Join Date: Jun 2015
Age: 59
Posts: 13
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How tuff are Aussie blokes?
Ok, so I'm new BUT let's define "cold wind"
I'm from Alberta Canada and I suspect I can recognize a real cold wind!
Gravel travels with Edgrrrr
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09-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,611
Liked 6,577 Times in 4,355 Posts
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A Scouser goes for a job at sea.
The Captain asks, "Have you any experience away at sea?"
"No," the lad replies, "but I'm honest!"
The Captain decides to take him on and off they sail. After three weeks at sea the lad is busy swabbing the decks when a big wave crashes over and sweeps the Scouser overboard.
The 1st mate runs to the Captain, "Captain, Capitan, you know the Scouse lad we took on, the one who said he was honest? Well the bastard just f@rked off with your mop!!..
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