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03-02-2012
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DetroitDemon
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Casino
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How tuff are Aussie blokes?
How tough are Australian men??
The scene is set
- a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky.
Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire,
One from Australia , one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland.
Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.
The night of tales begins...
Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends'
Hansie from Seth Efrika (who typically can't stand to be bettered) said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from it's body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today'
Colin, the Tough Australian, remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.
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03-02-2012
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Senior Newbie
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: sydney
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94 xj snorkel, 31" muddies, 3.5" lift
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03-02-2012
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BANNED AGAIN
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 27°54'S153°12'E
Posts: 3,244 What Jeep do I drive?: CJ
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Very good
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Full Flexer
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sydney N.S.W.
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And a "smart" Aussie would be holding it in "Both Hand's" just to impress alittle bit more........Lol.......
Good one..........
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04-02-2012
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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Good one !!!!
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04-02-2012
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MonsterMoose
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Tasmania ATM
Age: 52
Posts: 7,118 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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Yerr made me laugh. That will be one I forward to a few friends.
Regards A
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05-02-2012
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RubiconSlammer
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Central Coast, NSW
Posts: 1,269 What Jeep do I drive?: ZJ
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If you want to put the cat amongst the pigeons, you could change to a Nissan Drive , a Toyota Driver & a Jeep Driver. Then stick it on other forums.
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I Hate it when the Voices in my head go silent...
I never know what those F#<kers are planning...
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