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Full Flexer
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Lapstone, NSW
Posts: 1,015 What Jeep do I drive?: JK
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Clean up Australia day
Please note the change of date
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2012 JK, Uneek 4x4 front bar, ATV 2.5" flexy coil lift, Maxxis 762 285/70R17, heavy right foot
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MonsterMoose
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Noosa QLD.
Age: 58
Posts: 7,940 What Jeep do I drive?: WK2
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Maaaate.... Theres a whole political party missing from that skip.
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2010 JK, then a 2015 KL Trailhawk, now a 2017 GC Trailhawk!
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30-05-2013
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MonsterMoose
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Tasmania ATM
Age: 52
Posts: 7,118 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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not sure if this one has been posted before. but....
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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98&01XJVMs,06&07KJCRD's,No longer question authority,I annoy it.More effect,less effort.10000Club
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SwampDigger
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: In the pony shed
Age: 21
Posts: 3,587 What Jeep do I drive?: TJ
Likes: 2
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Quote:
Originally Posted by layback40
New Aussie Pickup Line
A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside
him so he leans over and says, "You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."
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Paging AG and his Tassie girlfriend...........
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Das_Colonel
Yeah no need to be rude yeti, I'm not a total novice
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31-05-2013
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,611
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98&01XJVMs,06&07KJCRD's,No longer question authority,I annoy it.More effect,less effort.10000Club
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31-05-2013
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,611
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, Inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
You'll love this ..........
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The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.'
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