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I see the Welsh Assembly as banned electronic fags , oh well I never really liked the Pet Shop Boys anyway..
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...
The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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Doc," I said, "every time I fart the room fills with smoke and stinks of petrol. What's the matter with me?"
"That's easy," he said. "You're exhausted."
Sounds like Bruggz trying to start his XJ   
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Have you ever wondered what the difference
is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?
Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends.
Every Saturday morning he would, take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy – just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
"Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dip shit, Muslim camel-humper, or son of a bitch anywhere we went! We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun at all.
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I saw a Van today with a Bumper Sticker saying, "I am a Veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an Animal."
Then I realised just how many Gynecologists there were on the road...! 
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A homosexual walks into a bar and sees a monkey sitting on the bar table. , "What's the monkey for?" asks the gay guy. "watch this," says the bartender. He whacks the monkey on the head, and then the monkey goes crazy running around the bar table. the monkey then runs up to the bartender whips down his pants and starts sucking his dick. The gay guy is amazed. "Wanna try?" asks the bartender, The gay guy responds, "sure, but don't hit me so hard!!..
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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My wife walked in on an argument between our son and I. When he ran out of the room crying, I turned to the wife and said, "I wish I'd used a condom now."
Horrified, she said, "What? You wish our son had never been born?"
"No," I replied. "I've got his girlfriend pregnant."
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