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A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." "Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!!..
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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The girlfriend dressed as a policewoman in bed last night, as she giggled she said "im charging you with being fantastic in bed......................................
...................................she dropped the charges two minutes later!!..
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07-07-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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We were so poor growin up, that when we opened our window the birds used to throw F@rkin bread at us!!..
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07-07-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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I was pretty excited when my girlfriend sent me a text claiming she loves ********.....Dyslexic bitch,turns out she loves Alan,my best mate.
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07-07-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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On this day eleven years ago, Greece won Euro 2004.
Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros!!..
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07-07-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Anyone who says their Wedding Day was the best day of their Life clearly has never had 2 Chocolate Bars fall down at once from a Vending Machine...
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07-07-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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A man on a long haul flight noticed the beautiful young woman sitting next to him was reading a book titled ''Strange but true sexual facts''. "Interesting?'' he asks. ''Yes'' she replies, ''For instance, did you know that the American Red Indian has the longest penis in the world and an Irishman has the thickest? Oh, I'm sorry" she continued, my name's Helen & yours?" ... ''Tonto O'Connor"
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