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31-08-2012
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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[quote=Hunno;1312634]
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Originally Posted by layback40
Pm'd,
It's just work has blocked all forums, some how this one has slipped through.
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You should have mail by now
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04-09-2012
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SwampDigger
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Blue mountains, West of Hell
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Useful work phrases
USEFUL WORK PHRASES
1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message .
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
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07-09-2012
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Newbie
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Sydney Australia
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5h1t storm
Quote:
Originally Posted by layback40
In the workplace
Dear employees,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor.
They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Management
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So I posted this on Facebook because I found it a little humorous and giggle-worthy. Biggest mistake of my life! <== Understatement of the year right there kids! 
Now I'm under a metaphorical fire-storm for saying r.a.p.e is okay.
So keiths helpfulll hint for the night: What happens on AJOR, stays on AJOR
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08-09-2012
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DetroitDemon
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Your joking??
Some people have no idea, fair dinkum
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09-09-2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bruggz351
Your joking??
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Here's the proof (maybe) https://www.facebook.com/buckley.qui.../4208253998170
*facejeep*
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09-09-2012
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MonsterMoose
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Location: Noosa QLD.
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Someone taking political correctness to the extreme. My motto is if you dont like it, dont read it or watch it or give others crap about it!
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13-09-2012
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SwampDigger
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Blue mountains, West of Hell
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That,s GOLD! 
If your 'friends' are so offended by that that they will drop you because of it, you are better off without them.  They are NOT your friends.
Friends will bail you out when you get arrested.
But, a good friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
And a true friend will help you bury the body...
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