 |
|
28-05-2017
|
 |
Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,818 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,599
Liked 6,568 Times in 4,350 Posts
|
|
"Tell me what you want," I whispered as I slid my finger up and down her G string.
"I want my guitar back," she said!!..
__________________
98&01XJVMs,06&07KJCRD's,No longer question authority,I annoy it.More effect,less effort.10000Club
|
28-05-2017
|
|
Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,818 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,599
Liked 6,568 Times in 4,350 Posts
|
|
I have just discovered that I have amazing mind powers. Just today I melted an ice cube by simply staring at it For an hour.
__________________
98&01XJVMs,06&07KJCRD's,No longer question authority,I annoy it.More effect,less effort.10000Club
|
28-05-2017
|
|
Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,818 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,599
Liked 6,568 Times in 4,350 Posts
|
|
After insulting her food once too often, the wife's not cooking for me tonight.
Well, either that or the smoke alarm's fucked.
__________________
98&01XJVMs,06&07KJCRD's,No longer question authority,I annoy it.More effect,less effort.10000Club
|
30-05-2017
|
|
Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,818 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,599
Liked 6,568 Times in 4,350 Posts
|
|
A 73 yr old woman is in court for streaking at the Chelsea Flower show. She was let off with a caution but was awarded 1st prize for best dried bush arrangement.
__________________
98&01XJVMs,06&07KJCRD's,No longer question authority,I annoy it.More effect,less effort.10000Club
|
30-05-2017
|
|
Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,818 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,599
Liked 6,568 Times in 4,350 Posts
|
|
Whenever I`m in the supermarket and I see a woman picking up a cucumber, I give them a little wink and a smile… just to see how many go red and put it back.
__________________
98&01XJVMs,06&07KJCRD's,No longer question authority,I annoy it.More effect,less effort.10000Club
|
30-05-2017
|
|
Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,818 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,599
Liked 6,568 Times in 4,350 Posts
|
|
|
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately said: "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand.
Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said: "Father, Psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized, "Sorry, Sister, but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.
Upon his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."...
__________________
98&01XJVMs,06&07KJCRD's,No longer question authority,I annoy it.More effect,less effort.10000Club
|
30-05-2017
|
|
Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,818 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,599
Liked 6,568 Times in 4,350 Posts
|
|
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'..
__________________
98&01XJVMs,06&07KJCRD's,No longer question authority,I annoy it.More effect,less effort.10000Club
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is On
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT +10. The time now is 09:42 PM.
|
|
|
|
Advertisements
|
|
|
