How tuff are Aussie blokes?

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look
for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition
to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ....... times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man
that ever lived, an Adonis whom women will swoon over and flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay,
because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM!!! - She's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said,"That will make your
husband the richest man in the world by far. And he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman said,
"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM!!! - She's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and after careful consideration she answered, "I'd like a mild heart
attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
ATTENTION female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.


The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think
they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women are nosey and never listen!!!

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Health advice...




1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try f***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.







SO, REMEMBER ...













FASTING is good for your health and may God cleanse your dirty mind!

[tassiecj6]

Paddy goes into a Dublin Florist shop and says,

"I would like to buy a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend".

The florist looked at him and said, "Certainly Sir, what is it you're after?"

"A root ", Paddy replies!

[bruggz351]

Gettin very close to 10000 views

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Originally Posted by bruggz351

Gettin very close to 10000 views

We will have to think of something to celebrate with.
I didnt think it would rocked along so quick.

[Maxfli113]

If women are so good at multi tasking, why can't they have sex and a headache at the same time ....

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Wooo Whoooo post 301 !!!!!

Frozen Crabs & the Blond Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up.....so she took them home and ate them.

There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.