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Thermos.
A blond woman walks into a store.
Curious about a shiny object, she asks, "What is that?"
The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos."
The blond then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
So, she buys one.
The next day, she brings it to work with her.
Her boss, also a blond, asks, "What is that shiny object?"
She replies "It's a thermos."
He asks, "What does it do?"
She says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
He then asks, "What do you have in there?""
Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."
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CrawlerStar
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Quote:
Originally Posted by layback40
My sexual desires have been getting out of control…
But it wasn’t until I spanked a statue that I knew I’d hit rock bottom..
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was that you in Bendigo spanking the marilyn Monroe statue ? LOL 
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10-05-2016
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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I was standing at the urinals next to a midget when i noticed him winking at me.
I turned my back a bit but when i looked around he was still winking at me, So i said, What's your problem do you fancy me or something.
He said, No you ********, Your splashing my eyes
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10-05-2016
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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My mate was the fittest person I know. He went to the gym 7 days a week. Ran in Ironman races, he even did back to back marathons once.Then one day he went for a jog in the park and BANG!...He met a girl, got married......and now he's a fat bastard like the rest of us!!.
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10-05-2016
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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My sexy chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger.
It was only when i had my trousers around my ankles and my cock out, That i realised she wanted to rent her spare room out.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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My wife said to me you only ever want sex when your drunk.
I said, That's not true.........Sometimes i fancy a kebab.
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10-05-2016
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can pleasure them!!..
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