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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a fire fighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck, the firefighter said with admiration. Thanks, the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.Little partner, the firefighter said, I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. The little girl replied thoughtfully, You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren!!..
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Paddy comes home and finds his best mate Mick on top of his wife with his head between her tits.
"What the ******** are you doing, Mick?" Paddy asked.
"I'm listening to some music," Micks replies.
Paddy then tells Mick to let him have a listen.
Paddy gets on top of his wife, puts his heads between her tits and says, "I can't hear any music!"
Mick says, "Dat's 'cos you're not plugged in!"
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Saturn's ring is the second largest in the solar system.
The largest is, of course, BBC's paedophile ring....
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Had too get a blood transfusion the other day,all the hospital had left was 3 pints of african blood,and 3 pints of asian blood, actually wasn't that bad as I've now got a 12inch cock and I'm top of the housing list.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first boy was to say "My fair maiden...I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope."
The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark, a pistol shot."
Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown ups.
The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up.
The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were terrified. They stood there staring out at the audience, frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words....
"My fair maiden...I have come to kiss your snatch!! And fill your hole with soap."
The second boy screams out..."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of shit, horse shit, bull shit... I never wanted to be in this lousy play anyway.."
The audience left howling.
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Isn’t it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?...
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Whenever I'm in the supermarket and I see a woman picking up a cucumber, I give them a little wink and a smile... just to see how many go red and put it back!!..
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