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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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If you like having sex while listening to music always choose a live album.That way you'll get an applause every 3-4 minutes
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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What is 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women crazy..... Money.... What else were you thinking
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The current banking crisis explained by an Irishman
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.
...The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news.
The donkey’s died.”
Paddy replied, “Well then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it.”
Paddy said, “OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.”
The farmer asked, “What are you going to do with him?”
Paddy said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle a dead donkey!”
Paddy said, “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s
dead.”
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, “What happened
with that dead donkey?”
Paddy said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made
a profit of £898”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Paddy said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.”
Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland.
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The football coach noticed that Bubba, his star player, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.
So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?"
Bubba replies, "Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the top of the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw 'em for hours!"
The coach went home early the next day. He entered the bedroom and heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and began to bang his erect member on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and yelled, "That you Bubba?"
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I got fired from work today for creating a photoshop picture of the boss's 15 year old daughter sucking on my eleven inch cock and emailing it to everyone in the department.
A few people thought it was funny, most were disgusted but I'm just confused.
What's Photoshop?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by layback40
I got fired from work today ...
A few people thought it was funny, most were disgusted but I'm just confused.
What's Photoshop?
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Ouch - maybe revise the age to 18 to make it a lot less offensive...
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