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A recent survey indicates that the Smartphone is now the number one hand held device.
The penis has slipped down to second spot.
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30-04-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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I've noticed, if you're scared of spiders they always turn up in your bedroom.
Using that logic... I'm scared of blonde girls with big boobs.
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30-04-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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Near my house lives a really hot deaf girl. I often see her walking her dog while I'm out walking mine. Wanting to start a conversation, I started learning sign language. I tried to learn 'You are beautiful and I'd love to take you out for dinner.'
That was hard, so I trained my dog to shag hers and I just pointed.
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30-04-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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After insulting her food once too often.
The Wife's not Cooking for me tonight.............
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Well, it's either that or the Smoke Alarm's fucked....
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01-05-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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I can remember my first day at school. The teacher looked at me during register and asked, "Are you chewing?" I said, "No, Chew Wing is probably one of the Asian kids, my name is ........
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01-05-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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Women constantly carry on about how they can fake an orgasm for the sake of the relationship....
But we all know the real heroes are men.
We can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm....... 
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01-05-2017
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,839 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,611
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Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex."I think my 'member' is too small for my wife's minge" he says.The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. "Well, Lager" he replies quite bemused.Aaaahhh. There's your problem, Lager It shrinks things down below like your cock, you should try drinking Guinness. That makes things grow."
Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big
smile on his face. He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks
him. "I take it you now drink Guinness?" asked the doc.
"No", replies the man "but I've got the wife on Lager and her minge fits perfect!"
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