How tuff are Aussie blokes?

[task82]

Looks like the Pootrol forgot to put on its floaties:

[layback40]

Originally Posted by task82

Looks like the Pootrol forgot to put on its floaties:

Looks more like it sunk like a stone !!

[layback40]

Dont know if this has been posted before.

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an
inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all
was well,
However, the cop kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the
doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull
his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making
him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his crotch hair were three wide strips of
adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in
large black letters was the sentence:
'Get well soon.....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week...'

[layback40]

These emails just keep arriving. I have not been game to open the link on this one.
May be a good one for AG !!!
It may also give your computer a nasty little infection.

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[layback40]

Right-o you lot, reckon you know a bit about Oz?

Have a gander at this site and see how you fare.

Not many will get past 19 out of 25, but if you do . .
. you could be termed a smart . . .

Check if you still qualify for the Aussie passport

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[watchkeeper]

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack.

'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .

'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......


'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'

[watchkeeper]

To spice up her dead sex-life, a wife buys some crotchless panties. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband notices and finally asks,
"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God, I thought you were sitting on the cat."