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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Some people say , the world revolves around me ! , but it doesn't , it revolves around the sun that shines out my ARSE ......
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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What's eight inches long and makes my wife come?
My thumb and middle finger when I click them.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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I had a happy childhood, My Dad would put me inside a tyre and roll me down a hill,
they were Goodyears....
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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I've spent all year saving Ferrero Roche wrappers. Today I boiled up some Brussels sprouts and covered them in chocolate, then wrapped them in the gold foil........They want trick or fucking treat? Bring it on!..
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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I remember last year a lad knocked on my door and said "Trick or Treat?" I said "What have you come as?" He said "A werewolf." I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes" He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?"
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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The Empty Seat!
A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium.
As he searched the rows ahead of him for a better seat, he found an empty one right next to the field. He approached the man sitting next to the empty seat and asked if it was taken.
The man replied, “No.” Amazed the young man asked, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older gentleman responded, “That’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she has passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the man said. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?
“No,” the man said, “They’re all at the funeral.”
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SwampDigger
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This is the problem with corporate incompetence and government coverups. There has been no official recognition that the Galaxy Note 7 was never meant to be released to the public. It was supposed to be made in small batches but some marketing exec got wind of it & pushed it out to the public, costing the company millions.
It was obviously only ever supposed to be issued to the Mission Impossible team... If you don't hear from me again, well, notice how there have been no memes about it?  
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