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Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your Toothbrush.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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My poor Grandmother has had Alzheimer's for several years now. I guess I should be grateful for the $50 I get for my birthday every week though.
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,809 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says,
"I tink I will ave to go home, I've come all over giddy and feel sick."
Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo?"
Paddy replies "No, I only live round the corner."
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07-11-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,809 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,596
Liked 6,565 Times in 4,348 Posts
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Paddy pulls up at a red light besides a beautiful young woman, smiles at her and lowers his window.
The woman smiles back and also lowers her window. Ah, says paddy, so you farted too?...
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07-11-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,809 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,596
Liked 6,565 Times in 4,348 Posts
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I must be the unluckiest man alive, I've just been to a funeral and caught the wreath 
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,809 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,596
Liked 6,565 Times in 4,348 Posts
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"Well, nan," I said. "This is where you will be staying eventually. Do you like it?"
"Will you f@rk off and let me visit your granddad's grave in peace," she shouted.
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07-11-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,809 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,596
Liked 6,565 Times in 4,348 Posts
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Bought the Mother-in-laws gravestone last week. The wife found it in the shed screamed why the ******** had bought it when she's not dead
I said "To be prepared, just in case luv"
"So why's it got tomorrows date on it"
Oh F@rk.
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