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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Got home from the pub at three o'clock this morning and the missus was waiting at the door with a rolling pin.
I said, "What the f@rk are you doing baking at this hour?"
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!"
Before her mother could raise a concern, Sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked, "Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No... Salty."
Mum fainted.
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06-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
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Bought the Wife a Pug dog. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat & being ugly as f@rk, the dog seems to like her!
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06-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,781 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,579
Liked 6,550 Times in 4,342 Posts
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A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible."
The doctor examines him and then says:
"You need to pee and put your bowel movements in a bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish and some rotten cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days."
The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor 3 days later and says "I feel wonderful! what was wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "You were homesick."
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,781 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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I would love to have the courage to do this.
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me 'Oi, what's your disability mate?' I said 'Tourettes, you wanker, now f@rk off!'
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06-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,781 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
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I recently joined the Klu Klux Klan, I'm not racist, I just want to know the secret of how they keep their white sheets so f@rking white!
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06-06-2015
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Grumpy Old XJ Dsl Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Victoria
Posts: 13,781 What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 4,579
Liked 6,550 Times in 4,342 Posts
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McDonalds make their milkshake like their staff.
Thick as f@rk!
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