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Yorkshire Farmer

A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream, so he shouts ,

“Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite an it could kill thee”


The man says: "Excuse me Sir, I am a muslim from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer and slower please”


The farmer replies: " if....you.... Use.... Two .....Hands........ You....Wont.... Spill ....Any"
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New Aussie Pickup Line
A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside
him so he leans over and says, "You remind me of my little toe"

She replies, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?"

He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."
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I reckon that would work too,she'd be laughing that much
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Maaaate.... Theres a whole political party missing from that skip.
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Maaaate.... Theres a whole political party missing from that skip.
They couldnt find a green skip bin !!
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New Aussie Pickup Line
A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside
him so he leans over and says, "You remind me of my little toe"

She replies, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?"

He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."
Paging AG and his Tassie girlfriend...........
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