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What's a spider's New Year's resolution?
To spend less time on the web.
Why do you need a jeweller on New Year's Eve?
To ring in the new year.
Last year, I was able to keep all of my New Year's resolutions...
... tucked away in a journal on my bookshelf.
Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31?
He wanted to make a New Year's toast!
Why did the man sprinkle sugar on his pillow on New Year's Eve?
He wanted to start the year with sweet dreams.
A Mobile Phone and a firework were arrested on New Year's Eve.
One was charged and the other was let off.
What did the old year say to the new year?
“I can’t believe you’re already here!”
Why did Dracula pass out on New Year's Eve?
There was a count down.
Before I agree to 2025, I'm going to need to see the terms and conditions.
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
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