Queensland drivers?
I have a story to share but first... What's up with QLD drivers???
Over the past 25 years, I've driven all over the World in everything from trucks to tractors, on motorbikes to pushbikes, in right & left hand drive transports on both sides of the road & chalked up a few K's in every Australian state, both city and country.
With that said, two things bear mentioning, 1.) I know something about driving and 2.) Without a doubt and IMHO, QLD drivers take the global title of 'Total Shockers!', hands down!
I have to deal with them regularly across the border.
Almost as soon as that border is crossed, something changes for the worse. For tens of K's, QLD drivers generally sit in the right lane, driving at exactly the same speed (usually way under the speed limit) as the driver to their left, thereby blocking all traffic from overtaking. The car on the left slows down, the driver in the right slows down too. They speed up, guess what happens? No dice grandma!
However, if for some odd reason, they are actually in the left hand lane and see you approaching to overtake, they won't have it and pull out in front of you at the last second. Naturally they then drive at the same speed as the car next to them in the left lane so that you can't pass. If you hit the horn or flash your lights to see if they are actually aware of you being there, you'll usually get the finger in return.
Everyone knows it and so Queenslander's will inevitably deny it and/or blame Victorians, aliens, crop circles, the other guy etc, whatever...
Also, what's up with so many cops in QLD issuing fines, so many cameras on downhill sections of road, stealthy parking rangers and other generally obvious revenue traps? I haven't run afoul of them yet but I see this all-the-time and how motorists are having their wallets fleeced. The equivalent of being sentenced to becoming a hard-labour bound convict in Australia for stealing a loaf of bread.
I thought that Victoria held the title of "Police State'. etc. etc. etc.
It's funny you know, the whole QLD drive scenario repeated just last month on my way into Southport near Surfers Parardise to collect a pinion seal for the Dana-30 front end diff. It has a happy ending. Read on...
After just another routine QLD driver pulled out in front of me like a rabbit and cut me off, I blew the horn to see if he was actually aware that I was there. So he pulled over to the left but as soon as I had passed he pulled erratically right back in behind me, so close that I could see his windscreen wipers.
He then followed me this way for about 20k's, swerving, blowing his horn and flashing his lights all the way. When I turned off the highway onto Smith Street, knucklehead did too and this continued on for a while. I couldn't believe that for the first time in history, I had copped every green light right into the thick of it.
Then, finally it happened... I stopped at a red light on busy Ashmore road... It was about midday.
Let me just say that I'm a patient guy and it takes me a long time to get worked up, especially when it comes to dickheads. What makes for such a warm, fuzzy ending was seeing the sheer terror on his mono-browed face that followed when I unclipped from the seatbelt and unfurled my 6'7", 138kg shaven headed bodybuilders frame from the front of my Jeep (see, it is about a Jeep after all) and walked straight up to his car, which was jammed right up my quoit and still blowing it's annoying horn.
The apes carrot topped passenger, who looked like he need a wash with a Guerney, looked at me wide-eyed and without breaking eye contact, pointed sideways at his 'mate' behind the wheel. I wrapped my knuckles on the drivers window and sneered "Get out of the f***stick". The little wuss locked the doors and in an uncoordinated urgent fumble, banged his Camry s***box into reverse and hit the accelerator, put it back into drive and executed an out-of-control U-turn... straight into the side of a bus.
Beautiful stuff. The car next to me at the lights (2 x guys and 2 x girls) wound down their windows and started clapping/laughing & said that they couldn't believe that they just saw the whole thing. I later told police that the driver was behaving suspiciously and that it would probably be a good idea to both them and the car over.
So, anyway, back to the point... Any one else notice this issue of terminal 'Pork Chops' in the northern state? I reckon that they're suffering from a terminal state of what I call 'Only person in the world syndrome...
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KJ - 2003 2.8 Limited
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