Misguided Toyota owners

[Richo]

No, not at all touchy, just cant understand misguided individuals who think they are being good to the planet but really in the same carbon emitting boat as the rest of us.

Funny how a lot of them seem to be in their 60's + and suddenly think they need to be good to the earth after driving non pollution equipped cars for 40 years.

Where do I get a copy of the analysis that was done showing the wrangler as the lowest environmental impact vehicle from build to recycle/dismantle and the prius (I think) as one of the worst due to (primarily) its batteries?

I could stick a copy of it under their wiper, but no doubt they would complain that i was destroying trees.

Then again, i really dont care..............I'm intent on burning my share of dead dinosaur juice before it all runs out.

Oh, sorry for the thread hijacking too.

[OIIIO]

Originally Posted by Wolfe

"You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear ********ing weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say....."

That's because your an asshole..e..ole e..ole..e..ole! (put smiley face here) dolt....

[Sheeds]

Love your work Wolfe. The Denis Leary "No Cure for Cancer" standup is also p!ss funny for people who aren't fans of political correctness

and Yeah Richo I'll have one of those stickers too

[Jonny Jeep]

Originally Posted by Richo

Where do I get a copy of the analysis that was done showing the wrangler as the lowest environmental impact vehicle from build to recycle/dismantle and the prius (I think) as one of the worst due to (primarily) its batteries?

Here's the link to the info. The Wrangler is 5th at US$0.709 per mile driven. The Prius at US$2.865 is just above industry average at US$2.986

http://cnwmr.com/nss-folder/automotiveenergy/

[itchy]

Originally Posted by Richo

Personally, i'm sick of the 'green' knobs driving their hybrid prius shitboxes with "I'm carbon Neutral' stickers on their bumper/back window.

I'm getting some stickers made up for the full size.
'I'm carbon positive- suck it up' (with appropriate smiley face).

That should get right up them.

Anyone else want one?

yeh i need two, f??k em

[Grant]

what I would like to know is this:
why is it that these vehicles (Jap Shit) are so good why is it that I seem to spend so much time picking up their rubbish off the side of roads from where they toss it.(I live next to a highway)
I watched a Rice burner driver toss out a plastic garbage bag right in front of me (on the highway) got his number rang local cop who pulled him up in town. I picked up the bag and met the cop in town and handed it to him he fronted the driver with it and he denied it, so cop went through the bag and in amongst the shitty disposable nappies was an envelope with his name on it.Cop fined him on the spot $2,000.00 then did a vehicle inspection on his Rice Burner which put it off the road (canary), does not pay to try to bullshit our local copper.
This bloke was really pissed off at his missus for tossing it out when it had his name and address in it. Not might I say for tossing it out but for leaving details in the bag.
I shouted the Cop a coffee, while this dead s**t went to local garage to arrange to have the faults rectified and then on top of it all he had to fork out for a motel room for three nights as our small country town kind of shuts up shop on weekends (whole town benefitted)

[TUNGSTEN]

I had to laugh when during our recent federal election I pulled up at a red light next to a car plastered with "vote Greens" stickers on the doors, I thought I'd get a dirty look but I got a wave and a smile from the two young hotties in the car ,made my day maybe they were closet jeep fans