7-11's converted to Kwik-e-marts in the US - AUSJEEPOFFROAD.COM Jeep News Australia and New Zealand

Go Back   AUSJEEPOFFROAD.COM Jeep News Australia and New Zealand > GENERAL > Off Topic Chitchat
Register Forums Trading Your Jeep My Garage Mark All Read

Post New Thread  Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 10-07-2007
Fouros's Avatar
Fouros  Fouros is offline
LOST
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: over there
Posts: 2,875
What Jeep do I drive?: KJ
Likes: 12
Liked 18 Times in 12 Posts
Default 7-11's converted to Kwik-e-marts in the US

read all here

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2007/07/02/th...-kwik-e-marts/
__________________
'At what point does it stop being CPR and start being necrophilia?'
  #2  
Old 10-07-2007
Ben's Avatar
Ben  Ben is offline
AJOR Gold
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 2,465
Likes: 0
Liked 4 Times in 3 Posts
Default

I've been reading about that for a few weeks now, such a brilliant move on 7-11s behalf.

Here's a comment piece from a subscriber only site - they've gone all out, apparently the only think 7-11 said no to was the old hot dogs (and they couldn't do Duff), everything else, from Crusty-Os to Buzz Cola has been introduced - they did a real run of all the food you see on the show! It's costing something like US$175 million to do.

Quote:
BLADENSBURG, Md. (AdAge.com) -- Let's just say you were running into the 7-Eleven to use the ATM, and you didn't notice the sign spanning the storefront: "Thank you for loitering. Please come again." Or the ones in front of the parking spaces: "5 Minute Parking. Violators Will Be Executed."

Or the one over the ATM itself: "First Bank of Springfield. Misplacing Decimal Points Since 194.5"

Or maybe you were ducking in for a sandwich ("Every item guaranteed fresh or your money grudgingly refunded") and were oblivious to the fact that the traditional 7-Eleven red, orange and green had been replaced by sickly yellow and tan. After all, to patronize a convenience store you don't have to scrutinize it.
Think Local


But surely, no matter how distracted you were, at the cash register you'd eventually realize that all the help in the store is smocked up exactly in the style of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Jr., Ph.D., who as everybody knows is the proprietor not of the Bladensburg 7-Eleven but of the only convenience store in Springfield, U.S.A.

Run back outside and check out the storefront one more time. Ay, caramba! This is Kwik-E-Mart.

Yes, thanks to the miracle of cross-promotion, you have blundered into a parallel cartoon universe. For a brief moment, you are a Simpson. And it is sooooooo great. Grab a box of KrustyO's cereal, or a six-pack of Buzz Cola or an ice-cold Squishee. And then, for a taste of life imitating art imitating life, head for checkout, where there is no under-employed Indian immigrant named Apu on duty, but there is an Ethiopian immigrant named Getachew. ("They're asking me to say 'I Apu,'" he offers.)

There's also, naturally, a police cruiser out front, although the cop's not pigging out on pink-glazed doughnuts -- "on principle," he says. "We're a new generation of officer." The next-generation Chief Wiggum declines to provide his name, but does volunteer how much fun he had buying KrustyO's. So did Melissa Jones, a local teenager, who declared, unprompted, "It's Krusty-O-Licious!"

Yeah, it's a fun stunt -- in the service of the coming "The Simpsons Movie" and the 7-Eleven chain that for 18 years Kwik-E-Mart has been sending up. Yes, to quote Homer, it's "a wonderful, maaaaa-gi-cal" promotion that advances two businesses at once. And very, very well.

Granted, only a few thousand people are likely to personally experience each of the dozen Kwik-E-Marts in the U.S. and Canada, but the word-of-mouth on this event and the publicity are already enormous. Thousands of stories -- print and broadcast, local and national -- were produced within four days of the stores' transformation. All, no doubt, at less cost than producing one spot for one airing on "American Idol."

Not a lot of dough. And, therefore, not a lot of "D'oh!"

The obvious principal beneficiary will be 20th Century Fox, but the real credit goes to 7-Eleven for taking such an astonishing risk. Actually, there probably was no real risk, but the universal corporate mentality (outside of ESPN) is that permitting anything short of deification of the brand -- much less self-ridicule -- is tantamount to suicide. They've done expired-baby-food jokes on the Simpsons, for crying out loud. Permitting the world's foremost 7-Eleven satirists to satirize the brand with 7-Eleven money on 7-Eleven property is among the most courageous acts in marketing history.

The courage will be rewarded. If you wish to borrow interest, you could do worse than "The Simpsons," probably the greatest comedy in TV history. As Apu once said, "Thank you for knocking over my inventory. Please come again."
__________________
One day there will be a marvelous signature here.
For the moment there is this.
  #3  
Old 10-07-2007
Barefoot's Avatar
Barefoot  Barefoot is offline
The Chook Whisperer
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Viva MossVegas
Posts: 4,436
What Jeep do I drive?: JT
Likes: 8
Liked 3 Times in 2 Posts
Default

Hehe,thats gold.
__________________
  #4  
Old 11-07-2007
Ben's Avatar
Ben  Ben is offline
AJOR Gold
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 2,465
Likes: 0
Liked 4 Times in 3 Posts
Default

Lots and lots of photos here
__________________
One day there will be a marvelous signature here.
For the moment there is this.
  #5  
Old 11-07-2007
wendaloo's Avatar
wendaloo  wendaloo is offline
Better half of Dave'n'Wen
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Age: 55
Posts: 1,587
What Jeep do I drive?: XJ
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Default

The kids, Dave and I always call 7-11's, 'Arpoo's'.

If I said to them I will stop at the 7-11 they would look at me blankly, and then they would say, mummmm you mean 'Arpoo's'. And my kids aren't that little either. They would just love it, considering my youngest's name is Maggie, what a photo that would make!
  #6  
Old 12-07-2007
Ben's Avatar
Ben  Ben is offline
AJOR Gold
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 2,465
Likes: 0
Liked 4 Times in 3 Posts
Default

I've got bastard mate of mine living in New York, he's already gone around and stocked up on everything in the store!
__________________
One day there will be a marvelous signature here.
For the moment there is this.
  #7  
Old 12-07-2007
Barefoot's Avatar
Barefoot  Barefoot is offline
The Chook Whisperer
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Viva MossVegas
Posts: 4,436
What Jeep do I drive?: JT
Likes: 8
Liked 3 Times in 2 Posts
Default

People will be buying up and storing it for years in the hope of cashing in later
__________________
Post New Thread  Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On





All times are GMT +10. The time now is 05:13 AM.


Advertisements




AJOR does not vouch for or warrant the accuracy, completeness or usefulness of any message, and are not responsible for the contents of any message. The messages express the views of the author of the message, not necessarily the views of AJOR or any entity associated with AJOR, nor should any advice be substituted as technical advice replacing that of a mechanic. You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use AJOR to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, religious, political or otherwise violative of any law. You agree not to post any copyrighted material unless the copyright is owned by you or by AJOR. The owner, administrators and moderators of AJOR reserve the right to delete any message or members for any or no reason whatsoever. You remain solely responsible for the content of your messages, and you agree to indemnify and hold harmless AJOR, the administrators, moderators, and their agents with respect to any claim based upon transmission of your message(s). The use of profile signatures to intentionally mislead or misdirect any member on this forum is not acceptable and may result in your account being suspended. Any trip that is organised through the AJOR forum is participated at your own risk. If you or your vehicle is damaged it is your responsibility, not that of the person that posted the thread, message or topic initiating the trip, nor the organisers of AJOR or moderators of any specific forum. This forum and associated website is the property of AJOR. No user data is harvested and no information supplied in your registration will be sold for profit.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.

AJOR © 2002 - 2024 AUSJEEPOFFROAD.COM. All corporate trademarked names and logos are property of their respective owners. Ausjeepoffroad is in no way associated with DaimlerChrysler Corporation or Fiat Jeep.
www.ausjeep.com www.ausjeep.com.au www.midlifemate.com ausjeepforum.com www.r9kustoms.com
vB Ad Management by =RedTyger=