"Applications for Top Gear Australia hosts have now closed
coz just like Indiana Jones beating the big scary stone ball & carrying out the Golden head - we found Gordo.
SBS would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who got out their video cameras, and of course those of you who helped your friend or family member to apply, for your overwhelming and extremely entertaining applications
even though it was a complete waste of time as your were competing against the indomitable and axe-weilding gaul-like talent of Gordo.
The length entrants went to were extraordinary and applications, almost 4,000 of them, were funny, clever, imaginative and as requested, quintessentially Australian
especially Gordo’s who really pulled out all the stops to storm home for the easy win without looking like a knob at any time.
Who knew the country had such an extraordinary pool of unearthed talent and we look forward to casting the new hosts of Top Gear Australia
especially Gordo who’ll fit in just like the Stig in his Nomex wiggle-suit"
http://www21.sbs.com.au/topgear/
It's all true..I swear